Marine Megastore of Morpeth (the one with the unfeasibly small UK warehouse stocking over 75,000 items) continues to spawn ugly internet sisters. Here's a new one
http://www.expressmarine.co.uk.
Expressmarine states that some of its stock is lying in its mainland European warehouses and that delivery may therefore be delayed. I've already made up my mind which part of this statement is true.
Interestingly, they claim to ship to over three hundred countries worldwide. This would be quite some feat, as it increases the number of known countries in the world by over 50%. The real number includes such renowned seafaring nations as the Vatican, Andorra, Mongolia and Bhutan.
In one of those spooky coincidences, Marine Megastore's unfeasibly small warehouse is slap bang next to another chandlery in Morpeth, P.A.Lynch Ltd, who say that they have been in business for over 50 years and seem to have no connection with Marine Megastore. Google Earth picture below. On their website, P.A.Lynch make the following statement in big red letters "Don't mix us up with any other internet based company's our knowledge is based on many years of experience. We only operate one web site
http://www.palynch.co.uk/"
Marine Megastore also currently claim to operate from premises in Hamble le Rice, pictured in the second photo below. Ironically, this appears to have once been a police station. Google+ says that these premises are permanently closed - what can this possibly mean?