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James Bennett

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Re: Swallow boats burgee or pennant
« Reply #15 on: 31 Oct 2012, 04:07 »
HI Graham

Please put me down for one double sided burgee, I will provide you with a UK address and I will figure out how to pay you from WEst Australia.

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Re: Swallow boats burgee or pennant
« Reply #16 on: 31 Oct 2012, 07:57 »
All:
A Swallowboat is always recognizable as a Swallowboat, no need to mark or distinguish it additionally through a Swallowboats pennant.

An Association pennant, to mark resp. distinguish "Members" from "Non-Members", I find that is a conventional and exclusive club paraphernalium, and I myself do not want to be part of such a formal environment.

I re-joined this forum and "Association" -reluctantly- only under the rules laid out on the About page and the assertion therein it would exist solely "in cyberspace". I see the advent and use of an Association pennant as contrary to that ethos, a relapse and first step into the old dreaded club attitude, and have decided to leave.
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Re: Swallow boats burgee or pennant
« Reply #17 on: 31 Oct 2012, 15:11 »
This reply is “off topic” in as much as it is prompted by a post from “Llafurio” which has mysteriously disappeared ( along with the huge loss of all his other contributions to date, being replaced by the phrase “User declined moving his post to this website.”) He has “resigned”  from the Forum because (and I have to paraphrase here ) the adoption of a Swallow Boats pennant by the SBA might represented the first steps towards an unwanted drift into a formal Club structure, contrary to its stated aims. 

Hi,  Llafurio.

I agree entirely with your sentiments but not with your response.
While recognising that you are not a public service provider and can do whatever you like, to leave the forum, depriving us all (especially those who have just bought a new boat “off the peg” ) of your knowledge and experience of small boats in general and Swallow Boats in particular, simply because a few people want to run around with a beige (Sorry. Off-white...) pennant at the masthead seems a little,  er.... disproportionate, precipitate  - and very unfortunate for prospective Swallow Boat owners.

  What is more, the VERY THING  you and I.. and many others -  including Graham, if I’m any kind of judge - wish to prevent,  (i.e. a take-over by committee types wishing to mould the world after their own pompous image)  is made more likely by the absence of those with something practical to contribute about rigging and sailing the boats.
To be blunt, no one needs to read my inconsequential prattling ( or worry about what colour the club pennant should be ) when they are having trouble with their roller furling! A little flag isn’t going to help them – nor does it hinder anything. It is a pleasant little conceit but for all practical purposes, totally irrelevant!

If enough people actually WANT to form a social club to organise their own Raids and so on, perhaps they would like to start a BayRaider Class Association with its own website, constitution, brass buttoned committee members, dress codes and personalised coffee mugs (They would have to design their own pennant, of course, as not all Swallow boats are BayRaiders!) and leave the rest of us to get on with what WE want to do.
Like you, I  feel strongly that THIS Forum should stay true to its original aims stated in the “About” tab, above, and keep its individual character, which owes everything to the informative, practical and interesting contributions from the majority of its users and nothing whatever  to the “Professional committee members” it refers to and whose ministrations we have (so far)  been spared.
Marx ...Groucho not Karl .... said:
                            “ I don’t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member".

Clever, amusing, true on many levels but the SBA is a Forum, not a Club.   Let’s keep it that way.



.....and another thing!
(This addressed to the site Administrator, Jonathan Stuart , or possibly the site Moderator, Clem Freeman)
What’s with this elitist  Saddometer  thingy – the yellow dots under our names?  Um. Red dots in your case, Jonathan, I notice. (..tugging at a respectful forelock). 
It appears that I am a “Hero Member”. Not a “Full Member” nor yet a “Senior Member” but a “HERO Member” ! 
I’ve not been called anything like that since I was chucked off the Politburo for having Revisionist leanings.

I call it a “Saddometer”  because the embarrassing fact of having made over 300 posts on this site is indisputable evidence that I have nothing better to do with my time. That’s a Saddo, alright! 
What is more worrying is that it might lead gullible types to think that some of these posts might be worth reading - or that my opinion is of more value than that of a mere Junior Member. Five minutes spent scrolling down the lists would soon disabuse them of that notion   - but “Hero Member”?  Forsooth!  Do away with it!

....and finally.

To show solidarity with the sentiments (if not the response)   that “Llafurio” expressed (and we are now prevented from reading), please refer to the jpeg, below, which I think SHOULD be the Swallow Boat Owners preferred pennant,  if we are determined to have one.  (Image stolen from the RN Code Book, 1932)
 It embodies the true spirit (pun absolutely intended) of comradeship between small boat users, whatever the boat they happen to sail.

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Re: Swallow boats burgee or pennant
« Reply #18 on: 31 Oct 2012, 16:21 »
 I very strongly agree with Tony's first point and all its sub-points. I have found the forum to be practical, informative, supportive and, at times, good fun. Let's keep it that way, eschewing brass buttons and burgees. (I write, by the way, as an inveterate non-joiner of 'things'.) If there were any purpose in listing those whose contributions have been most valuable to the forum over the years, Claus's name would be at the top of the list. I also agree with Tony, however, that you have probably over-reacted, Claus. Please re-consider. Having made your point, would you please re-join us, and continue to give us the considerable benefit of your wisdom and practical experience.

On Tony's second point, I must say I hadn't noticed the emergence of 'hero' status, nor that I'm not one - yet? What's the threshold - 200 posts? Once I've got there, I shall join Tony in pooh-poohing it roundly.

On the third point, I don't want to start an argument, but it has to be a foaming pint.

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Re: Swallow boats burgee or pennant
« Reply #19 on: 31 Oct 2012, 23:07 »
Tony & all,

The Saddometer (good name and entirely appropriate) has always been on the forum, even when it was hosted on the Swallow Boats site! We can (probably) get rid of it altogether or we can definitely change the descriptions and/or the number of posts required to gain a status.

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Re: Swallow boats burgee or pennant
« Reply #20 on: 01 Nov 2012, 02:42 »
Hi, Michael.

Claus has certainly reacted  - and in a way which we (on this forum) will all regret -  but I wouldn’t like to have implied that he has OVER reacted.
After all, why on Earth should he get involved in a protracted disputation about the way the SBA evolves if he doesn’t feel like it?    Life’s too short!   Good for him for having principles and sticking to them. (I just wish he was LESS principled so I could pick his brains at the click of a mouse on a regular basis.    Selfish ain’t I. ) 
That said,    IS flying a burgee necessarily evidence of a regrettable personality trait? We all wack ‘em up there when we’re on a Raid, don’t we?  I even wear the Dog Tags provided by the Management when at the Morbihan -  only to get in the queue for the free food and wine, it’s true, but the principles of independence and unclubability (the spell checker didn’t like THAT one!) have still been thrown out of the window. Come to think of it, there aren’t many principles I wouldn’t sacrifice for Oysters and a glass or two of Chablis. I can always pick ‘em up, dust ‘em off and start all over again when the bottle’s empty. I always preferred Falstaff to  Prince Hal / Henry V anyway.

 As to your third point.
I don't think the officers of His Majesty's Royal Navy (c. 1930) actually drank beer, old chap. Certainly not on formal wardroom occasions....but to keep you happy (and because my Grandad was a stoker) I've re-designed the official Unofficial Swallow Boats pennant, henceforth to be termed the USB pennant as seen below.   Cheers!

Hi, Jonathan.
Thanks for your observations on the Saddometer.  Perhaps if you change the comments to a progressive scale of wounding and insulting remarks you would have less of your time wasted by people like me.

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Re: Swallow boats burgee or pennant
« Reply #21 on: 01 Nov 2012, 06:12 »
Crikey - I seem to have blundered into a hornets' nest here. I don't think I am especially pompous or prone to committees. Just an naive enquiry from a new member who isn't au fait with this association's principles. I shall go away and study them intently. Apologies to anyone I have offended with my question. Mrs Chippy  :)

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Re: Swallow boats burgee or pennant
« Reply #22 on: 01 Nov 2012, 09:53 »
Mrs Chippy

Please don't feel bad about this, unless you had fully read, understood and could recall the contents of the Association "About Section" how could you have known that the innocuos suggestion of an association burgee or pennant could have resulted in such a furore.

Perhaps when new members sign up to the forum they must tick a box to show they have read and agree to the terms before being allowed in. Not sure how the "About Words" were formulated, i don't recall as a member of the original forum being asked to contribute or ratify them, but i guess they were constructed to appease some members.

Next we will have the forum being used for commercial gain by being allowed to advertise properties and boats for hire (oop's another posting that's disappeared).

I purchased a Swallow Boat to sail and get away from the sort of hastle i have recently read on this forum, the very thought of all aspects of structured clubs and pompous positions would send me running for cover however this is a far cry from a symbol showing that you are a member of a association of Swallow Boat Owners and proud to be so.

Please continue to contribute to our "Our" association.

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Re: Swallow boats burgee or pennant
« Reply #23 on: 01 Nov 2012, 10:02 »
Well said, Peter.  I think Sayre’s law is in operation here.  It’s just a piece of cloth to signify immense pride in ownership, that’s all.

Anyway, in my continuing quest for world domination [strokes malevolent-looking white cat], I’ll proceed with a double-sided burgee with swallow motif in, er, off-white.  It should be ready in two to three weeks.  It will make an ideal stocking filler but I suggest that you take your leg out first.

Cost for the UK will be £13.75 plus £2.20 unregistered post & packing  - £15.95 in all.  Overseas post will undoubtedly be more.  To order, contact me through this forum by pm (preferred) or send an email to graham wickenden at btopenworld com, with dots in all the obvious places (not so reliable).  I’ll then let you know how to settle up.

Thank goodness no-one knows about the secret SBA handshake.  And as for my ties with the Illuminati……
 
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Re: Swallow boats burgee or pennant
« Reply #24 on: 01 Nov 2012, 11:26 »
I wrote the About page and this wasn't reviewed or approved by anyone else but hopefully captures what was agreed in a very long running topic before the forum moved to this site. I am sure it can be improved and I welcome any suggestions, but I didn't want to over-do discussing this otherwise it could become too much like debating a constitution....!

While a burgee is a common feature of most clubs, that does not mean having a burgee is a step towards being a club. That is "false cause" and a burgee is not inseparable from being a club. Furthermore, it is quite clear from everyone's reactions that no-one here is interested in introducing committees, etc. There is a danger that the only whiff here of anything resembling the dark side of clubs is the discussion we are now having. Ironic really!

The Sadometer groups and the number of posts required to join that group are as follows:

Newbie         0
Jr. Member      1
Full Member      5
Sr. Member      100
Hero Member      200

Given most members are too old, cynical and British to be flattered by being called "Hero", the following groups may be more appropriate  ;) :

Harmless
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Re: Swallow boats burgee or pennant
« Reply #25 on: 01 Nov 2012, 11:40 »
I prefer 'mostly harmless' for the first category.

I don't like 'hero' - it sounds like I'm wearing my underpants over a pair of tights.
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Re: Swallow boats burgee or pennant
« Reply #26 on: 01 Nov 2012, 12:12 »
Re #24
Don’t kid yourself, Graham. We all know about the secret handshake. (It’s the one with the signed cheque in it made out to Swallow Boats, without which NO ONE is allowed to be a Swallow Boater!!)

BTW   Er.....don’t you think that as Hero Members you and I should have a little Scrambled Egg on our pennants? Nothing overt, you understand. Perhaps a little gold ball for each year of Hero-ship? (Then, in my dotage,  people would look at my pennant and reach the obvious conclusion....)

Seriously (no, really!) it will be interesting to see how quickly your first batch is sold out.  Does anyone (apart from the Inland Revenue) know how many BayRaiders have been built? They pop up all over the place these days. Well, they are arguably the best day boat on the market – all down to Matt’s philosophy of never building a boat that is needlessly ugly or needlessly slow. 

Re # 22
Poor Mrs Chippy !
Don’t lose any sleep over it. You have offended no one.

As for studying the rules intently.............! 
The first rule of Fight Club (Oops! Try again!) The first rule of the SBA is that you talk about everything! There are no rules as such - just a bunch of sweet-natured guys havin’ fun!
 (Now, where have I heard that last bit before?) 
In my view Jonathan Stuart did a good job of setting the whole thing up. Apart from the technical side of things (not inconsiderable, by all accounts) he did it without treading on the delicate bunions of us old codgers, exhibiting skills normally only found amongst the herders of cats. We shall all fly our pennants at half mast if he ever gets fed up and stamps off in a huff.

Re # 25
Jonathan. Ignore that which is immediately above. I was talking about someone else. (Ahem)

Love the suggested Saddometer categories.   (It’s just like being at home, innit.)
 
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Re: Swallow boats burgee or pennant
« Reply #27 on: 23 Nov 2012, 10:10 »
The double-sided SBA burgees have arrived.  Those that have already paid will receive theirs in the post shortly.
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Re: Swallow boats burgee or pennant
« Reply #28 on: 09 Sep 2013, 18:58 »
One left!
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Re: Swallow boats burgee or pennant
« Reply #29 on: 09 Sep 2013, 19:39 »
Burgee Proudly flying over Californian waters  ;D



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