Thanks Michael. I am concerned I might write something I would later Egret, but the Bird brained ideas come from a professional career having to Crane my neck Tweeting patients.
The Tern ‘Swallow’ may be taken to refer to someone who flies somewhere warm for a few months to escape the UK winter, and then returns to summer in Britain. Guilty as charged, I may have to come before the Beak to answer the Claws in the latest Bill to quarantine tourists as a true ‘Swallow’, but my alibi is that I am still in rehab.
It seemed like a good idea at the time. Fly down to Costa for nice coffee and a bit of sunshine. I should have taken the circling Falcon Buzzards and other raptors overhead as not simply Kite flying but as an evil omen as they sought their Swallow prey.
We had problems Chicken in at the airport due to a chunk of cheese in our case. The scanner in security was not Foiled by the aluminium wrapper, but we were allowed on the Plane as we Flu down to Spain with the strengthening Bries.
We had met Dennis Taylor Speedy Boarding at Liverpool. I did ask whether he should still be at the end of the Cue. The joke backfired badly as we have all ended up Snookered in Spain.
We are now all under a State of virtual house arrest, it is not just a load of old Balearics, it is Littorally a crime to go down to the Coast, so sailing is out of the question. There are no lobsters visible anywhere on the beaches but reassuringly Aldi still has a good selection of frozen seafood as everything else is ‘rolled out’.
Graham, I suspect Fowl play in the stripping of the posh supermarket shelves as there are no Turkeys Ducks or Chickens left for the poor Pheasants.
Simon, if you take your shot gun on the boat, don’t forget the ammunition Partridges.
At least the threat of a collateral Thrush infection has been reduced with the postponed release of the latest Bond film. The producers have stuttered to find a less emotive title and settled on ‘ It’s No Time T’Turdidae’. That may have been dropped by a Stool Pigeon.
Anyway the moral of the Tail:
Semper in excretia sumus, solim profundum variat.
